I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. Woody Allen

 

You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it. J.P. (James Pinckney) Miller

 

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

 

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. Bob Edwards

 

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. Anthony Burgess

 

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

 

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it. Herodotus

 

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. Katherine Hepburn

 

Time's Fun when you're having Flies. Kermit the Frog

 

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. Woody Allen

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